Why IHateWritingEssays.com?

Alright, alright... I know some people find the word "hate" too strong a word.

But hey, don't you abhor writing papers? Some ask you to do some bizarre things like:

  • Arguing whether the cat flea jumps higher than the dog flea
  • Finding out if woodpeckers get headaches from all the headbanging
  • Determining if sword swallowing is dangerous

If you ask me, dealing with essays is just like having to watch girls with underwear lines all day long. Or, non-crispy bacon.

Yes, I hate essays too. So?

You've made the first, right step. You've given a name to what you truly feel about slaving over research, writing styles, formatting, blah blah.

I started this website for students like you. Those who would rather go out on a hot date than waste their lives struggling with Greek mythology. Those who don't want to know what word processing is or don't care about weird referencing styles. But usually, essays simply frighten the hell out of students.

So, hats off to the clever fellas who started writing essays for scholars. At this point, it doesn't even matter if these helpful nerds asked for payments or not. What matters is, because of them, we can now all claim our lives back.

But, in all honesty, I've never seen an essay writing service that is a charity. You have to pay for the goods.

And this is where the problem starts.

Con artists, liars, and downright incompetent writers are strewn all over sites claiming to offer quality papers.

Still, you hate writing essays. You have no option but to pay someone to do them for you.

This is where I come in.

As the unrivaled essay hater, I did all the legwork. I can point you in the right direction.

Helping You

I learned the hard way that there's nothing like a best essay writing service.

The better ones give you papers that have little or no plagiarism. They also try to stick to the topic that you've given them. And in a few cases, they'll even help you to ace your course. But, the truth is, the results vary.

So, my main purpose here is to suggest services that will not get you expelled. I do orders. I collect suggestions from real-life students. Then, I work out whether a particular site has writers who can at least speak/write in English. Finally, I can estimate if an essay service will even deliver your paper in the first place. (Some will flee with your money, you know.) In the process, I also find the best deals—those that are affordable and promise acceptable quality.

Keep reading ... without getting scammed.

Some Facts About Me

  • David Anderson is my pseudonym.
  • I'm a gamer.
  • Steve Pavlina fanboy.
  • I'm obsessed with efficiency.
  • I'm an avid runner and I love things that go fast.
  • I believe the end justifies the means.